May 2013
bloomin-eck:
efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
That is actually kind of awesome.
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
fasterfood:
half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
joggingdead:
when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
realhumanbaby:
Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
harryflack:
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
malikthirst:
sometimes i read messages and i’ll be like ‘oh i’ll reply later’ and i actually end up not replying so sorry if you think i’m ignoring it’s just laziness at it’s finest
tablespoons:
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
guys on the internet: i want a girl with a good taste in music, fun personality, kinda dorky, weird, will go to concerts with me and is an all around good person
guys in my area: if the girl got an ass and a rack i'll bang her aye swag swag weed mothafucka swag
April 2013
Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing...
awsomeville1982:
iswearimnotadumbblonde:
urethrafranklin:
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
LOL
Anonymous asked: You're Muslim?
dulect:
when people say years young instead of years old
“I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the...”
– Johnny Depp (via pakizah)
sandy6music:
heartless:
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
almost every person in my class
chickensandwich:
ailaxolotl:
chickensandwich:
boys stand up to pee
girls sit down to pee
boys sit down to poop
girls stand up to poop
how backwards is that??
I’m sorry but I have never stood up to poop
yo whatever
